1. Down with the Sort of Thing – Melvin encounters protesters enroute to work.
2. Corporate Espionage – Mr. Hefferbottom decides to steal the business plan from rival woman-friendly porn shop The Pink Persimmon, with underwhelmning results.
3. The Folly of Progress – Cloey has trouble when the hard science academics at her work disparage her area of study. Society collapses.
4. Yet Another Monster Animal People in Prison Story – Melvin and Wilbur are sent to a Mexican border prison for a crime they didn’t commit. Things deteriorate from there.
5. Cake – We learn more about Melvin’s sexual proclivities, unfortunately.
6. Twitpocalypse Now! – Mr. Hefferbottom wants all his employees to use Twitter, Melvin gets a new job as a major domo for a disgustingly obese aristocrat. Society collapses again.
7. Hamlet Abridged – Just what it says on the tin.
8. A Long Day’s Journey into Horrible Webcomic Infinity – Melvin goes to a convention to shill his webcomic, Fart Police. It doesn’t go well.
9. Ye Olde Porne Shoppe – Mr. Hefferbottom tells the story of how Jiggles GmbH was founded, in the by-gone days of the old west.
10. Dark Spore – Melvin is trapped in an alternate, Giger-esque dimension reminiscent of a certain 90s video game.
11. Kidnapped! – Someone is kidnapping pop stars, oh no!
12. Hollywood Madness – Mr. Hefferbottom decides that Jiggles GmbH should make movies instead of just showing them. That’ll end well.
13. The Cat is Cool – A look back at the gang’s highschool days with Cool Cat and Totally 80s Mercedes.
