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195 – Foreign Lewdnesses

195 – Foreign Lewdnesses

What’s this odd machine? Does such a thing exist in the real world? No. No, it does not. You idiot, why would you think that? It’s obviously a fictional conceit, how would that even work in the real world. THINK, MCFLY. Anyway, coyoteseven commissioned some strips involving his infamous vixen vending machine. I generally don’t do comics on commission, but the idea seemed to offer some comedic possibilities and I do love money! So a mutually beneficial relationship was established. Quirky!

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  1. butts says:

    yo dudes I’ve seen a bunch of japanese horror movies and all you’re gonna get from a mysterious japanese vending machine is weird shit like dead birds and clumps of hair

  2. Mr. Casual says:

    The only thing that machine is going to vend is hijinks.

  3. Agouti-Rex says:

    @Butts: Also brackish water. The Japanese are terrified of it!

    @Mr.Casual: Also shenanigans!

  4. butts says:

    I pressed root beer but I got a live frog :[

  5. Agouti-Rex says:

    a real live crunchy dead frog with bones?

  6. Mr. Casual says:

    @Agouti-Rex: They can’t list that sort of thing. Their sales would plummet.

  7. Agouti-Rex says:

    But otherwise people will think it’s some kind of mock frog!

  8. Mr. Casual says:

    MOCK FROG?! They use no artificial ingredients of any kind!

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