What’s this odd machine? Does such a thing exist in the real world? No. No, it does not. You idiot, why would you think that? It’s obviously a fictional conceit, how would that even work in the real world. THINK, MCFLY. Anyway, coyoteseven commissioned some strips involving his infamous vixen vending machine. I generally don’t do comics on commission, but the idea seemed to offer some comedic possibilities and I do love money! So a mutually beneficial relationship was established. Quirky!
yo dudes I’ve seen a bunch of japanese horror movies and all you’re gonna get from a mysterious japanese vending machine is weird shit like dead birds and clumps of hair
The only thing that machine is going to vend is hijinks.
@Butts: Also brackish water. The Japanese are terrified of it!
@Mr.Casual: Also shenanigans!
I pressed root beer but I got a live frog :[
a real live crunchy dead frog with bones?
@Agouti-Rex: They can’t list that sort of thing. Their sales would plummet.
But otherwise people will think it’s some kind of mock frog!
MOCK FROG?! They use no artificial ingredients of any kind!