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284 – Just Add Flume

284 – Just Add Flume

This is terrible and I apologize profusely.

So I’m still playing Shinobi, but I’m having some trouble getting my ninja to bounce just right to get up these cliffs. There’s got to be a trick to it, right? Cuz otherwise, man, that’s annoying.

This same collection also has the Ecco the Dolphin games, which I’ve never played before but remember hearing about. I tried them out and…I guess these are for really little kids, right? Because you just play a dolphin wandering around the ocean, doing nothing. I don’t think it’s even possible to lose these games because there’s no real gameplay, it’s like an old timey pixelized version of that weird Endless Forest thing, except with dolphins.


Discussion (9)¬

  1. Occam says:

    Ecco does have gameplay, IIRC, and a really, really weird storyline. Something about aliens and time travel and the apocalypse. It just has a stupidly slow beginning.

  2. Agouti-Rex says:

    Does it? I only played to the third…level? Stage? The bit where you have to return the ball to the seal. I kind of gave up at that point.

  3. butts says:

    ecco the dolphin has some serious lovecraftian shit at the end

    also why aren’t you playing streets of rage 2 it has the raddest soundtrack

  4. Mr. Casual says:

    Damn shifty lobsters. Always pinching stuff. Can’t trust ‘em.

  5. Skoon says:

    I must say I did not expect that.

  6. HPAlpha says:

    Ecco Jr. is for little kids, the other Ecco games are about time travel and saving the world from aliens, they’re pretty hard

  7. Agouti-Rex says:

    @Butts: Streets of Rage is pretty cool! I like the special move where you call the cop car with the bazooka.

    @Mr. Casual: Cuz pinchers!

    @Skoon: Nobody does!

    @HPAlpha: Aliens???

  8. Anon says:

    Oh my gravy….. is that a Last Unicorn reference I spy?

  9. Agouti-Rex says:

    It just might be! Because it is. Good eye! :)


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