Or from the Time Life Enchanted World series. This story was in there too. Also Three Stories Tall.
Oh, ooooooooh. It’s not _actually_ a story about them getting together, it’s just Melvin being a tall-tale-telling bastard. Considering how much weird stuff goes on in Murry-Purry World, it can be hard to tell. X)
Excellent punchline, though. I laughed.
I tricked ya! XD
So, not even the “Marriage bed” thing is real, is it? So what did Melvin do on their wedding night? Play XBox? Watch a video?
… watch a porn video?
Spooge mop. Melvin, spooge mop. Spooge mop, Melvin SPOOGE MOP ON YOUR FOOT MELVIN
Okay, I read this in the early a.m. and that last line and expression are still making me spurt laughter.
Since they’re anthropomorphic animal abominations, shouldn’t that be a “sematery”?
@Limpurtikles: MAKE a porn video. Remember when Melvin was on the news and their file photo had him in full drag (weirdest boner…)?
I like to think that was from his wedding night.
@Skoon: Now you’re on the trolley!
@Limpurtikles: Obviously, the same thing Moody and I did on their wedding nights: Watch ZOMBOO videos!
@Coyotenose: Haha I literally forgot that was a spooge mop when I drew that XD Also, I like your interpretation of that file photo. I think I’ll make that canon!
This actually kinda creeped me out a bit….
@Coyotenose: They all walk around Jiggles shoeless. I highly doubt anybody’s worried about the cleanliness of their feet. Hell, the mop might be cleaner.
And if that bit about that photo is true, what does that say about Cloey? Dirty girl.
@Agouti: That trolley is fucked then.
@Mr Casual: A world without shoes is a frightening thing!
@Skoon: We’re ALL fucked then.
@Mr. Casual: It’s safe to walk around there because Melvin mopped up! It’s like if the store was a house with a kid in it and Melvin had a Lego Magnet On A Stick to wave around. But you wouldn’t want it on your toes! Ever taken a big ball of magnetized Legos to the foot while telling lies to a hellbender? I DIDN’T THINK SO
What does that bit about the photo say about Cloey? That I am so going to marry her. -_^
@Coyotenose: Well, what about the _rest_ of the world, then? Melvin doesn’t mop up everywhere they go!
Probably spooge all over the place.
CLEAN UP AMERICA!
*ponders that* …I’ll be in my bunk.
Or possibly in the street. It’s fine, I have shoes!
It is cleaner there!
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