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252 – Faux Paus

252 – Faux Paus

Jeez, don’t say that! You idiot!

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  1. Coyotenose says:

    Enraged Maggie is the best Maggie. I’m sorry I called her swamp trash now. She doesn’t get it, but she WANTS to. She’s a good buddy. …even if she did slap Wilbur so hard that he blew snot on Cloey.

    *looks at panels 1-3* I like to imagine that Wilbur was going pantsless at the Chuck E. Cheese, but when the argument started, he put pants on, because he has also “read” that fancy people do that.

    Does that sign say “Electra Farewell”? Are they having a farewell party at a Chuck E. Cheese? Is a cousin going to Juvie for Kindergarteners? Did Grandma finally pass high school and is moving to the Big City? BREAK THE SUSPENSE!

  2. Skoon says:

    HAHA Her face.

  3. Mr. Casual says:

    List of things I love:

    Wilbur’s elastic nose.
    The sheer force of snot is blowing Cloey’s hair back.
    Cloey is practically as tall sitting as she is standing.
    Neither one of Maggie’s eyes ever seems to be on-target.
    I like to imagine the place full of confused and frightened children just off-panel.

    @Coyotenose: He was waiting for them to come out of the pizza oven, ala that one Seinfeld episode. Mmm, warm pants.

  4. Agouti-Rex says:

    @Coyotenose: Maggie is definitely a little more up on social mores than Wilbur. For whatever that’s worth. Wilbur’s proud to be a salt-of-the-earth sorta guy, but Maggie might have some higher aspirations. The banner is actually supposed to say “Electrifying Farewell Party”

    @Skoon: You WOULD like her face XD

    @Mr. Casual: Maggie actually has very poor depth perception, what with two lazy eyes. It’s a miracle she was able to get her hand to connect with the back of Wilbur’s head.

  5. Mr. Casual says:

    Muscle memory, I’d say.

  6. Limpurtikles says:

    Your boyfriend is no more! He has ceased to be. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. He’s is a late boyfriend. He’s a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

  7. Agouti-Rex says:

    @Mr Casual: Eventually, your backhand knows where to go on its own!

    @Limpurtikles: No, he’s just pining for the fjords!

  8. Skoon says:

    @Agouti: I wanna do things to her face. Horrible x-rated things.

  9. Coyotenose says:

    @skoon making her watch porn would be pretty horrible I reckon, given as she can’t see straight. She’d do the most creepy-arsed neck contortions trying to take it all in. Wait… that came out wrong.

  10. Mr. Casual says:

    @Skoon: Only her face?

    @Coyotenose: Most of it would probably be pretty tame for her, I’d say.

  11. Skoon says:

    @Mr. Casual: Well, that’s my fetish.

  12. Agouti-Rex says:

    Now I’m seeing all sorts of uzimaki possibilities :|

  13. Coyotenose says:

    I could have gone my entire life happy without being reminded of Uzumaki. Of course that’s impossible, since it haunts my brain at least once a week and will forever because repetition is a key element of horror and the author knows it. >.< Damn you, Japan.

  14. Agouti-Rex says:

    Let’s think about that one with the robots powered by dead fish gas instead!

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