…this setup had better not result in us learning that before Melvin II was a spooge scrubber at a sex toy shop, he was a spooge scrubber at a Chuck E. Cheese.
@Coyotenose: Would it be better to think of him as a dropped-mozzarella scrubber, and that’s the consistency of what he’s likely to clean up at Jiggles, nowadays? :D
Back when I wrote that last comment, I was tempted to outline the similarity between mozzarella and spooge, and then I thought NO I DON’T WANT TO PUT THAT IN PEOPLES’ HEADS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. Should’ve remembered where I was. :P
Is it wrong that Maggie is oddly cute to me as long as she keeps her mouth closed? It’s not the swamp trashiness, it’s the teeth. I don’t mind trashy hick accents at all. This morning some radio hosts here in the South were complaining about how actors portraying Southerners always have terrible accents and can’t get the regions right, and the lady host commented, “They like to make us look bad.” Except she pronounced “bad” as “BAI-yed” because they had been discussing accents and hers got unconsciously thicker as a result. They all paused and then busted out laughing.
I rarely shy away from being humorously disgusting. :D I think that’s why I love stuff like this comic! (That’s meant as a compliment, A.R.)
And personally, I find Mags’ multicolored teeth to be part of her “rustic” charm. Besides, it’s all calming colors. Natural greens and earth-tones. Nice counterpoint to the vibrant purple hair, neon green tank, fuchsia thong, and bright blue stretch-pants.
She’s just colorful in general, and that’s why we love her.
@Mr Casual: I’m glad you like it and I will accept that compliment XD Everyone knows my penchant for terrible teeth, and Maggie is one of the best excuses to indulge in that.
O’boy, o’boy, o’boy! Story time!
And yes, I’ve actually wondered about this myself :/
Wait, what?
Melvin replaced Melvin?
Cloey and Mags were friends?
A different colored sweater?
Chuck E. Cheese?
The mind reels!! Can’t wait. :D
…this setup had better not result in us learning that before Melvin II was a spooge scrubber at a sex toy shop, he was a spooge scrubber at a Chuck E. Cheese.
MAGGIE!!! <3 <3 <3
@Limpurtikles: I think you’ll be surprised!
@Mr Casual: Oh, prepare to be boggled. Because you will be!
@Coyotenose: Why, I am shocked and appalled that you would think that! Now excuse me, I need to hastily rewrite a script…
@Skoon: I DID IT ALL FOR YOU, SKOON C:
Your Mag-shakes bring all the Skoons to the yard!
@Coyotenose: Would it be better to think of him as a dropped-mozzarella scrubber, and that’s the consistency of what he’s likely to clean up at Jiggles, nowadays? :D
Back when I wrote that last comment, I was tempted to outline the similarity between mozzarella and spooge, and then I thought NO I DON’T WANT TO PUT THAT IN PEOPLES’ HEADS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. Should’ve remembered where I was. :P
Is it wrong that Maggie is oddly cute to me as long as she keeps her mouth closed? It’s not the swamp trashiness, it’s the teeth. I don’t mind trashy hick accents at all. This morning some radio hosts here in the South were complaining about how actors portraying Southerners always have terrible accents and can’t get the regions right, and the lady host commented, “They like to make us look bad.” Except she pronounced “bad” as “BAI-yed” because they had been discussing accents and hers got unconsciously thicker as a result. They all paused and then busted out laughing.
Me, I found it sexy. >_>
Accents are hot C:
I rarely shy away from being humorously disgusting. :D I think that’s why I love stuff like this comic! (That’s meant as a compliment, A.R.)
And personally, I find Mags’ multicolored teeth to be part of her “rustic” charm. Besides, it’s all calming colors. Natural greens and earth-tones. Nice counterpoint to the vibrant purple hair, neon green tank, fuchsia thong, and bright blue stretch-pants.
She’s just colorful in general, and that’s why we love her.
@Mr Casual: I’m glad you like it and I will accept that compliment XD Everyone knows my penchant for terrible teeth, and Maggie is one of the best excuses to indulge in that.
@Mr. Casual: Stay away from my woman!
I’m allowed to ogle! You can’t stop me!
Boys, boys, there’s enough possum for everyone!