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216 – Furby

216 – Furby

A friend joined roller derby recently, so I’ve learned a little about the sport.  A very little. Mostly I learned that they have funny names. I’d like to join derby just to get an awesome gross name. But the actual derbying looks hard, so I don’t think I’d do that.  Is there some sort of other non-contact sport I could join where I could have a funny name?


Discussion (16)¬

  1. Cookieskoon says:

    Cloey looks adorable in that.

  2. Limpurtikles says:

    “We already have eight rectal hammers.”

    That line… XD

    Anyway, yay more Cloey! How I’ve missed her!
    Also, Roller Derby? That’s a thing?
    *checks internet*
    Well I’ll be a son of a gun…

  3. Stelford says:

    About time someone took those uppity roller derbyists down a peg! Whatever roller derby is.

    Online gaming counts as a sport, right? You could try that. I once saw someone on Team Fortress 2 called “HORSE COCK IN ASS”, which I thought was playfully understated.

  4. Coyotenose says:

    Just join an MMORPG if you want a “sport” where you can have a funny name. Toons named Ana Leakage and Ticklin with “her” pet tiger named MyKlitty come to mind from my experiences.

  5. tzologeist says:

    Never see the Roller Derby, but apparently my city had a team, but they disbanded because of lack of interest. Like, no one saw that coming.

  6. Mr. Casual says:

    I second the motion that Cloey looks adorable in that outfit.

    Is “Adventures with Poor People” over? Seems like they’ve got their house back. Hopefully Cloey will be able to start pulling in some decent money now that she’s joined a _respectable_ job.

  7. agouti-rex says:

    @Cookieskoon: There will be many adorable uniforms in days to come!

    @Limpurtikles: Oh yes, I have a friend who just joined. Her name isn’t that funny, though.

    @Stelford: Those derby dolls have been strutting around like they’re the proverbial cocks of the walk for too long. It’s about time that someone showed them a thing or two!

    @Coyotenose: Haha Ana Leakage. I like that.

    @Tzologeist: Lack of interest? No one wants to see girls in short shorts wailing on each other? That is odd!

    @Mr.Casual: They got thrown out of the house, so that ends that!

  8. King_Cheetah says:

    Good thing she’s a college grad, or she might have gone with something plebian… ^_____^

  9. Agouti-Rex says:

    Yeah, then the name wouldn’t even be a pun!

  10. Grimgrin says:

    There’s LARPing. You get funny names there. Of course they’re yelled at you by people who also laugh and throw beer bottles, but you get funny names.

  11. agouti-rex says:

    Well, that’s a good start!

  12. HPAlpha says:

    I love Cloey’s little fangs

  13. tzologeist says:

    I live in Tallahassee. We’re high class people here.

  14. agouti-rex says:

    @HPAlpha: Me too!

    @Tzologeist: Florida is the freak state. XD

  15. Pox says:


  16. Agouti-Rex says:

    Your country needs you!


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