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009 – Poly Olly Oxenfried

009 – Poly Olly Oxenfried

The joke is that I’m a pervert.

As far as I know, no one has actually registered “Cadillacmyspace.com,” so all you future squatters may want to hurry up and get on that, seeing as I’m sure that url will be worth a lot of money as soon as some Hollywood exec with a fetish for horrible filthy obese nutria women finds this site and contracts to turn it into a multi-million dollar Summer blockbuster.   Then director Zack Snyder can make public statements begging you to see the film multiple times because it is the GREATEST FILM EVER and you love  it just like a rape victim loves being raped.  And before you get all indignant toward me for that analogy, remember that I’m just quoting Snyder. I’d link to where he said it but the Internet has a shrt memory and if I can’t find something in the first two Google searches I give up. So please, take it from me: He said it and it was offensive.

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  1. Amuro says:

    Those two had better not be based on who I think they are…

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  2. Agouti-Rex says:

    Which two?

  3. Jewdough Ashta says:

    Hey, isn’t that Rae and Krystle? They were actually kinda cool, though I heard they scammed a bunch of money off people and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

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  4. Agouti-Rex says:

    No clue who Rae and Krystle are. These are just two random douchebags.

  5. Jewdough says:

    Ah, my mistake. Rae and Krystle were this crazy punk-ish BBW with a rat “fursona” and her slightly less chubby girlfriend. Like I said, pretty cool, as far as furfags go, but then they became fugitives or something.

    Haven’t seen many fat rodent chicks around, so I thought maybe that’s where you got the idea. Guess strange minds just think alike…

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  6. Agouti-Rex says:

    Ohhhh, good to know. There seems to be a lot of that scamming going round.

  7. Oh yeah, I’ve heard of that Rae chick, too. Came back recently, said she just disappeared because of a bad breakup and didn’t mean to leave the commission stuff hanging. Maybe that’s true. I dunno, whatevs.

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  8. Agouti-Rex says:

    All this Internet drama!

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