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036 – Bernie the Buddy

036 – Bernie the Buddy

Twitter is the most useless thing in the universe.  I’d say more, but I’m afraid that today’s modern a-go-go kids won’t read anything that doesn’t have a “#” in front of it.  For more on my feelings about Twitter, you can read my biting and insightful commentary here or, I suppose, just wait for Monday’s strip, which, I might add, promises to be utterly delightful in its bitterness toward Twitter.

Seriously, Twitter is dumb.


Discussion (8)¬

  1. Sheryl says:

    While I agree and originally decided that I would not get a Twitter account, I did sign up for it in a moment of stupid… and I have found a use for it. (I am shocked, too.) Many posts are boring or nonsensical and certainly not worth reading, but a few people provide interesting links with entertaining comments about the linked articles. I basically am refining my Twitter following habits to get something akin to

    I still anticipate that I shall abandon my Twitter account within a month’s time. :-P

  2. Agouti-Rex says:

    Well, 60% of new Tweeters quit in a month, I hear, so you won’t be alone!

  3. Clawstripe says:

    Is it me or do those bluebirds in the second panel look like they want to vomit all over Martin? When I’m subjected to such excessive levels of cheeriness, I’d feel nauseous too.

    As for Twitter, it seems utterly pointless at this point in time. I very much doubt anyone, including myself, would be interested in hearing about my day-to-day activities. I’d imagine those whose lives are interesting enough are too busy being useful to “tweet”.

    Lastly, that expression on Melvin’s face in the last panel is priceless.

  4. Agouti-Rex says:

    Haha, they weren’t intended to look like they were vomiting, but they do look that way, don’t they? I think it’s rather appropriate. Thanks for the kind words!

  5. Electric Boogaloo says:


    You KNOW it’s for old people if it’s in the fucking NEWSPAPER COMICS.

  6. I’m pretty sure people pay for porn online too.

  7. Calico Yorki says:

    Oh, I’ve paid for online porn, but in an entirely different way. My computer got a SHITLOAD of viruses and I very narrowly avoided looking like a disgusting pervert in public. I mean, I AM a disgusting pervert, but my family and friends don’t need to be completely aware of it! I try to keep my various less-than-redeeming qualities from taking over too much.

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