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033 – The Living Desert

033 – The Living Desert

Ron Paul died for your sins, you ungrateful curs.  I dislike Ron Paul mainly for the same reasons that I dislike Twitter and Firefly — because nerds won’t shut up about it.  Speaking of Firefly, if you travel in nerdcircles, then you too have probably had to put up with an unending parade of breathless dorks extolling the ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE of Joss Whedon for putting cowboys in space. What a GENIUS he is, Oh, you simply MUST WATCH Firefly. And here, let me explain, in excruciating detail, every single one of the MILLIONY BILLIONY reasons that Firefly is sooooo amazing! Whedon fanboys are almost as annoying as Ron Paul fanboys, but at least Ron Paul has the decency to not have such a Goddamn twee name. I mean, seriously, Joss? It’s the sort of name that sounds like a self-insert in a first year film student’s sample script.

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DR.HORRIBLE’S GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT SING-A-LONG BLOG

This is all kind of unrelated to today’s comic, I realize.

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  1. Pyramidrapehead says:

    Better than the Nader fanboys at least

  2. Agouti-Rex says:

    I like Nader because he’s like a little woodland elf.

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  3. remick0 says:

    And I won’t feeeeeel *reads your opinion of Dr. Horrible* …a thing =(

  4. I like some things you dislike. Oh well.

  5. Agouti-Rex says:

    Ron Paul or Firefly?

  6. Firefly, Dr. Horrible, and some other things you mentioned somewhere. I’m not a huge crazy fan, but I enjoy them some.

  7. Agouti-Rex says:

    We may have to have a rumble!

  8. Nah. I think I’m too much of a pacifist to have a rumble.

  9. Agouti-Rex says:

    Then let’s have a dance off!

    An INTERNET dance off!

    Where, since we can’t see each other, we just assume that we’re dancing.

  10. I’ll just assume that I won, then.

  11. Agouti-Rex says:

    That’s not how it played out in my imagination!

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  12. And whose imagination am I suppose to believe? Yours or mine?

  13. Agouti-Rex says:

    You win this round, Trebek!

  14. Calbeck says:

    If all the tweebs who went on and on about Ron Paul had actually VOTED for him he’d prolly be president.

    Proof positive that nerds would only manage to destroy the planet if they ever got hold of it.

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