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201 – God’s Away on Business

201 – God’s Away on Business

I was driving around town recently and I saw that “God’s Not Dead,” the movie based on an email forward from your spinster aunt, was playing in the local theater. I was a bit surprised that a movie aimed at a niche evangelical Christian audience and given a limited theatrical release mostly in the deep south, would be playing here, in this liberal hippie college town in California. My best guess is that since the movie involves an evil asshole atheist professor getting shown up by a good Christian student, they thought that it would appeal to college kids as a revenge fantasy. Who knows?

Also, it turns out that they’re making a movie called HEAVEN IS REAL, the story of Colton Burpo, a boy who went to sleep and had a mysterious vision. And you know that never happens!

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  1. Limpurtikles says:

    … is she even a student at the college, or is she just there to argue? :/

  2. Mr. Casual says:

    More Cloey is never a bad thing.

    What kind of computer is that? An iWorm? Love it.

    I am seriously interested in whether that’s a giraffe or a hyena behind the speech-bubble.

  3. Agouti-Rex says:

    @Limpurtikles: You know how those non-traditonal students are! XD

    @Mr. Casual: It’s a Banana2000, of course! And that was actually supposedto be a giraffe behind her.

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  4. butts says:

    AND THEN EVERYONE STOOD UP AND CLAPPED

    also what the fuck sort of name is colton burpo? sounds like a bad guy from captain planet or something

  5. Coyotenose says:

    And that student’s name was ALBERT EINSTEIN HOLY FUCKPUDDING

    Is your mind blown yet?

  6. Agouti-Rex says:

    @Butts: Haha I know, everytime I read it, I stop and go “really?”

    @Coyotenose: then a bald eagle named small government flew in and shed a single tear!

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